The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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