Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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