I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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