Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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