Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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