i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
And the cops told us we were all naked.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
