i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
