Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I didn't notice because vodka
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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