I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I understand Curling. That high.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You were trust falling into bushes
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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