Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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