What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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