Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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