if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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