I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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