She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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