did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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