idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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