Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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