So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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