Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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