Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
