its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
