Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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