its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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