nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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