You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
you had me at cake vodka
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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