I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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