But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
