Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
you never un-have a 4some
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