...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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