When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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