i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
