You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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