still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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