I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Just pee around me
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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