My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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