Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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