My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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