im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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