Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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