you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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