One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize
