I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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