Welp...herpes.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
third nipple confirmed
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
The air taste purple.
Randomize