Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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