doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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