More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
It's Friday. Sex?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
