why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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