The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
is wine microwaveable?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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