Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
