when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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