Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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