I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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