Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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