Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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