Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You can't motorboat a personality
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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